cokehead raccoon

Adam Express
bibimbap with tofu instead of beef and avocado instead of egg – $7.95
miso soup – 1.35
tax – 0.93

Day’s Total – $10.23

 

garlic melt

Blue Cross Blue Shield
one month health insurance – $130.00

Day’s Total – $130.00

 

hammer-proof

Gramatan Bagel Shop
1 bagel – $0.85

Duane Reade
tampons – $6.79

Day’s Total – $7.64

 

elusive bells

Day’s Total – $0.00

 

alley talk

Ethiopian restaurant
vegetarian platter – $8.50
tax – 0.85

DC2NY
round-trip bus ticket from DC to NYC, including tax – $46.00

truck stop in New Jersey
bag of pita chips – $1.69
tax – 0.12

Day’s Total – $57.16

 

254 plastic bags (for puke)

Bestway
2 avocados – $1.38
1 bell pepper – 0.57
5 heads garlic – 0.99
1 bunch cilantro – 0.49
1 gala apple – 0.69
18oz tofu – 1.59
6×12oz Dogfish Head Raison D’Être – 9.99
tax on beer – 0.90
contribution from Michael – (-8.60)

landlord
November rent – $400.00

housemates
my share of October utilities – $43.67

Day’s Total – $451.67

 

Five Guys? OMG it’s Five Guys!!

Safeway
Warheads Halloween candy – $6.49
Nerds Halloween candy – 3.00
ginger ale – 1.25
0.50lb (1 each) banana – 0.29
8oz hummus – 3.29
pita chips – 3.59

DC Roller Girls
regular admission – $12.00

Five Guys
large Cajun french fries – $4.99
tax – 0.50
contribution from Michael – (-3.00)

Giant
12oz whole wheat pita – $1.89

housemates
my portion of September utilities – $81.89

Day’s Total – $116.18

 

cameratshirt

Big Bear Coffee
french press coffee – $2.50

Day’s Total – $2.50

 

you picked the right person to scare.

Chipotle
Garden Blend burrito – $6.71
order of tacos – free (with coupon)
contribution from Michael – (-1.71)

Day’s Total – $5.00

 

8.5 great iPhotos

Bestway
1.69lb jalapeño peppers – $1.42
0.75oz (3 packets) yeast – 2.19
5lb flour – 1.10 (marked at 1.69; calculation error in my favor)
2×18oz tofu – 3.18
32oz lemon juice – 2.09
13.5oz coconut milk – 1.39
1 yellow onion – 0.74
1 red onion – 0.37
2 limes – 0.20
6×12oz Magic Hat Winter Ale – 8.49
tax on beer – 0.76

Day’s Total – $21.93

 

pita for peta

www.ticketalternative.com
ticket to Le Loup on 11/7 – $12.00
service charge – 2.50

Day’s Total – $14.50

 

pocket mouse

Giant
1.75L orange juice – $3.00
2×8oz hummus – 5.00

Day’s Total – $8.00

 

dragon tattoos

Chipotle
two “Garden Blend” burritos (DC trial) with 50% discount – $6.71
tip – 1.00
reimbursement from Stacey – (-4.00)

Irish Pub off Red Roof Inn
12oz beer – $5.00
share of fries – 2.00
tip – 2.00

Day’s Total – $12.71

 

you’ve heard of the New York Times too?!?

Day’s Total – $0.00

 

surreptitious studies

Day’s Total – $0.00

 

the roastest

livingsocial.com
discounted ticket to Markoff’s Haunted Forest – $10.00

Day’s Total – $10.00

 

anotherhood

Day’s Total – $0.00

 

cool… beans!

Day’s Total – $0.00

 

scarecrow

WMATA
money added to SmarTrip card – $20.00

Midtown Loft
beer between 5 and 6pm – FREE
tip – $1.00

sixth&i Historic Synagogue
suggested donation for Body of Work: A Woman’s Role in Comics – $3.00

Giant
1lb frozen green beans – $1.00
1lb frozen corn – 1.00
2lb frozen lima beans – 2.50
2×10oz Sabra hummus – 4.29
9.2oz peanut butter fudge cookies – 1.67
5.5oz macadamia nuts – 1.99
1lb pistachio nuts – 4.99
12oz (3 heads) organic romaine lettuce – 2.50
3oz capers – 1.69
1.60lb (3 each) gala apples – 1.41
2.54lb (6 each) small yellow onions – 3.78
1 bagel – 0.67

Day’s Total – $51.49

 

how’d it get burned?

Whole Foods
6×12oz Abita Jockamo IPA – $8.49
reusable bag discount – (-0.05)
tax – 0.76

Day’s Total – $9.20

 

if I were a snail

Policy Bar
12oz PBR, including tax – $3.00
tip – 1.00

Day’s Total – $4.00

 

ha-am and cheese

Whole Foods
24oz multigrain bread – $2.49
1.31lb long grain brown rice – 2.61
0.93lb red quinoa – 2.50
0.60lb rice crackers – 2.03
1.13lb granola – 3.38
0.42lb (1 each) apple – 0.63
3×6oz vegan yogurt – 2.67
10oz vegan cheese – 3.69
5.5oz tofurky – 2.69
1pt vegan ice cream – 3.99

Day’s Total – $26.68

 

Beautiful Women

Bestway
2×1lb pasta – $2.98
26oz organic pasta sauce – 2.29
15.5oz canned chickpeas – 0.99

Solly’s
12oz PBR, including tax – $3.00
tip – 1.00

Day’s Total – $10.26

 

Chinatown with Chinatown

Chinatown
Szechuan tofu with broccoli, including tax – $6.95

Day’s Total – $6.95

 

snow

gas station
salt and vinegar chips – $2.29

New Jersey Turnpike
toll – $9.05

Delaware/Maryland
tolls – $5.00

gas station
tank of gas – $34.12

Red Rocks
half of vegan pizza and beer, including tax and tip – $14.00

Day’s Total – $64.46

 

Rufus Rastus Johnson Brown

Littleton Food Co-op (Littleton, NH)
apple samosa – $1.99
tabbouleh salad – 2.30
tax – 0.39

Day’s Total – $4.68

 

chicken tendril

Price Chopper
contribution towards groceries and beer – $13.00

Day’s Total – $13.00

 

cider party

Price Chopper (St. Johnsbury, VT)
contribution towards groceries and beer – $5.03

Day’s Total – $5.03

 

every good idea I have gets me in trouble

Brown Paper Tickets
suggested donation to “D.C’s HURRICANE SEASON: The hidden messages in water” on 10/15 – $15.00
ticket service fee – 1.37

Amazon
stainless steel french press (birthday present) – $68.90
tax – 5.77

Day’s Total – $91.04

 

clueless

A&P (Bronxville, NY)
money towards groceries (potatoes, onions, bell pepper, banana, flour, tofu, tofurkey) – $10.00

Day’s Total – $10.00

 

last call for alcohol

Day’s Total – $0.00

 

Helpless and sobbing

Blue Cross Blue Shield
1 month health insurance – $130.00

United States Post Office
postage for one letter – $0.44

corner store
6×12oz Yuengling, including tax – $6.00

Chinatown
fries – $1.35

Day’s Total – $137.79

 

melting moments

Ethiopian restaurant
portion of vegetarian platter – $3.35

Day’s Total – $3.35

 

pygmy hippocrites

Asylum
contribution towards food – $5.00

Rita’s Italian Ice
Swedish Fish flavored Italian ice – $2.44

Day’s Total – $7.44

 

compost lasagna

Target
half gallon soymilk – $2.69
10oz (4 each) Boca spicy chick’n patties – 3.84
14.5oz multigrain pasta – 1.84
12 ‘doms – 6.39
tax – 0.38

Day’s Total – $15.14

 

hair TIE fighter

Eli’s Take-out
falafel sandwich – $3.99
tax – 0.40

Lamont Video
2 movie rentals (Pollock and Raising Victor Vargas) – $6.00
one-day late fine for L’Annulaire – 1.00

Bestway
26oz tomato sauce – $2.29
30oz (28 each) corn tortillas – 1.19
4.5oz lemon juice – 0.89
18oz tofu – 1.59
1 banana – 0.26
4×12oz Dogfish Head 90 Minute Imperial IPA – 9.99
tax on beer – 0.90

Day’s Total – $28.50

 

low bar

Landlord
October rent – $400.00

Day’s Total – $400.00

 

Hey girl, I’m a nerd!

Julia’s Empanadas
vegan empanada – $3.75

Teaism
tofu noodle salad – $7.50
tax – 0.75

DC9
12oz Shlitz – $3.50
tip – 1.00

Day’s Total – $16.50

 

movie fails

Starbucks
16oz coffee, including tax – $2.04

WMATA
money added to SmarTrip card – $20.00

hello cupcake
tip for cupcake – $1.00

CVS
40 tampons, including tax – $5.49

Five Guys
regular Cajun fries – $2.85

Day’s Total – $31.38

 

Mr. Baseball

Day’s Total – $0.00

 

from big-hearted Bigfoot savior to cold-blooded lady killer

Blockbuster Video (Yonkers, NY)
contribution towards renting Harry and the Hendersons – $3.00

Day’s Total – $3.00

 

skateboards and lattes

Day’s Total – $0.00

 

nice bike rack

WMATA
one-way bus fare – $1.35

Diner
french fries – $2.17

Day’s Total – $3.52

 

adults these days…

WMATA
2 one-way bus trips – $2.70

Day’s Total – $2.70

 

discount 1.0

Giant
15oz Earth Balance – 3.69
14oz coconut milk – 1.40
32oz vegetable broth – 2.69
1 pack celery – 1.99
1 bunch cilantro – 1.49
1 yellow onion, 1 serrano pepper, and 2 bananas (I lost detailed receipt) – 1.72
12oz white pita – 1.89
12oz wheat pita – free from customer service, after being charged wrong amount (okay!)

Day’s Total – $14.87

 

nerve damage

Samber Market
6×12oz Dogfish Head Raison D’Être – $11.98

Day’s Total – $11.98

 

babies

Yes! Organic Market
16oz Dr. Bronner’s almond soap – $5.99
tax – 0.34

Day’s Total – $6.33

 

now now just wheat a minute..

Giant
18oz shredded wheat cereal – $3.00
5lb whole wheat flour – 2.39
7oz whole wheat crackers – 2.29
13.25oz whole wheat pasta – 1.34
1lb semolina pasta – 1.00
10oz Sabra Greek olive hummus – 2.15
10oz Sabra jalapeño hummus – 2.14
22oz Bush’s Grillin’ Beans – 2.00
32oz strawberry jam – 3.34
28oz peanut butter – 2.99
1.35lb (2 each) red onions – 2.01

DC2NY
round-trip ticket to New York City (9/25-9/29) – $46.00
one-way ticket to New York City (10/7) – free (10th leg discount)

Day’s Total – $70.65

 

marked for juication

Mount Pleasant Farmers’ Market
honeycrisp apple – $1.25

Bestway
Thai chili peppers – $1.76
18oz tofu – 1.59
2×15.5oz canned black beans – 1.38

Day’s Total – $5.98

 

dining with the pests

Five Guys
regular fries, including tax – $2.85

Day’s Total – $2.85

 

dining with the owls

Five Guys
Cajun fries – $2.85

Day’s Total – $2.85

 

poor man’s pesto

Samber Market
2 packs sunflower seeds – $2.98

housemates
half of September rent – $200.00
reimbursement from subletter towards September utilities – (-25.00)
money owed from July utilities, minus overpayment of August utilities – 16.38

Day’s Total – $194.36

 

sarcastique

WMATA
money added to SmarTrip – $5.00

Day’s Total – $5.00

 

vomit-eating champion

corner store by Dan and Stacey’s house
2×40oz beer, minus $1 from Stacey – $4.40

Day’s Total – $4.40

 

international wolf

Day’s Total – $0.00

 

where “now we have even more in common with McDonald’s” is a positive thing

Mt. Pleasant Farmers Market
honeycrisp apple – $1.00
baguette – 1.75

Indian restaurant
veggie samosa, including tax and tip – $1.38

Bestway
30pk corn tortillas – $1.29

Giant
2×30pk corn tortillas – $3.00
1 qt rice milk – 1.69
11.5oz chocolate chips – 2.79
1.42lb tomatillos – 2.83

Day’s Total – $15.73

 

C spasm

Coca Cafe
coffee and home fries, with tax and tip – $5.00

Spak Brothers
side of BBQ wings and extra large pizza with vegan cheese and spinach, including tax – $22.00
contribution from Michael – (-11.00)

The Raven
2 Magic Hat #9 with tax and tip – $8.00
2 Schlitz with tax and tip – $5.00
contribution from Michael – (-6.00)

Day’s Total – $23.00

 

664: Neighbor of the Beast

Mattress Factory (Pittsburgh, PA)
admission – $7.00
iced coffee (tax covered by friend) – 1.50

Southside Works Cinema
admission to Inglourious Basterds – $8.00

Wendy’s
contribution towards large french fries – $2.00

Day’s Total – $18.50

 

do you want to donate money to this cause that I’m raising money for?

Quiet Storm (Pittsburgh, PA)
half of vegan home fries, half of bean dish, and coffee with espresso, including tax and tip – $11.50

Wing Fat Hong (Pittsburgh, PA)
“family size” rice crackers – $4.59
compensation from Michael – (-2.75)

Double Wide Grill (Pittsburgh, PA)
half of seitan wings appetizer and half of tofu entree, including tax and tip – $19.00

Brillobox (Pittsburgh, PA)
IPA on tap, including tax and tip – $7.00

Day’s Total – $39.34

 

RunDC

Caribbean Palace (Tacoma Park, Maryland)
1 roti – $6.00
1 doubles – 2.25

Day’s Total – $8.25

 

goodbye farkle

Day’s Total – $0.00

 

boat lady

Shanghai Restaurant
small tofu and broccoli – $4.00
money lent to friend for his tofu and broccoli – 2.00

MTA
portion of Whitestone Bridge toll – $3.00

Day’s Total – $9.00